I know one is gmail, Not really sure why I opened it. One is fitgirl repacks, Still not sure what happened there. One is tidal with drake opened up, I don't even like drake. Now I feel the personal responsibility of listening to the dude. There are bunch of pastebins, github projects, porn sites, google drive folders, helakuru, kanchayuda and buzzheavier files.
The rest are worse, because I don't remember opening them. They've just always been there, the way a smell settles into a room. I assume closing them now would be an admission that I was never going to get to them, and I'm not ready to admit that about cordwood specifically.
There's a kind of person who treats their tabs like a to-do list, and a kind of person who treats them like sediment. I used to think I was the first kind. I have made my peace with being the second kind, mostly because there's no third option and the alternative is despair.