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a place for nothing and everything and everything in between. posted whenever something won't leave me alone until it's written down.

6 entries

a defense of doing the dishes badly

There is a version of me that rinses everything twice and dries as it goes and puts each thing away the moment it's clean. I have met him twice. He was insufferable both times, and also, notably, not real — he was me, on two mornings, before either of us had anywhere to be.

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some nights the fridge hums louder than the thoughts do, and that feels like an accomplishment.

on losing my keys in a room i was already standing in

They were in my hand. I want to be very clear about this: the entire time, they were in my hand, and I still looked in the fridge. Not the fruit bowl, which would at least make sense as a place keys sometimes end up. The fridge.

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a list of things i am pretending to understand

The offside rule. My own tax bracket. Why the good mug always ends up dirty first. What a bond yield actually is, as opposed to what I nod along to when someone explains it. Whether I like jazz or just like being seen near it.

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